Talk about an epic love story.
Oh wait, just kidding!
STILL not time for the wedding.
Credit: Paul Hebert/ABC
Okay, NOW its time for the wedding.
And is there really a topless woman singing, or is ABC messing with us?
Thats nice and all, dude, but shut up.
Also, youre a littletoosurprised that she looks this good.
He then tells her, I promise to never stop exploring you.
Theres a reason your wedding is in front of your family and your wedding night is not.
She then calls him her lobster and nothing else matters.
And that was Carly and Evans perfect day.
Do they trust that conclusion?
So far, theyre acing this test.
(Take that,UnREAL!)
And then theres Taylor, whod just like everyone to know that shes sober.
(Which means: All of those arguments about emotional intelligence?
Yeah, she was SOBER.
Also, she really doesnt know how to pronounce entrepreneur.)
They all agree that it did, and Raven would like everyone to know that nobody did anything wrong.
They were double standard.)
And that brings us to the topic of consent.
How do you know when someone has given consent?
Harrison asks a group full of adults as he sits on what is acting like an end table.
Its good advice, but lets just hope its not advice anyone here actually needed to hear.
Also, Derek and Taylor are a real thing now.
She almost willingly messed up her best asset because you annoy her so much!)
As for Dean and Kristina, their love story has already ended.
Arent you all glad you came back to paradise?!
So far, I think its safe to say weve yet to find the next Carly and Evan.
Then again, will we ever find another Carly and Evan?
