Before Matts even done talking about the Kristina-Dean-D.
Spoiler: Her confidence is misplaced.
BUT Sarah does have an interesting backstory.
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So did Sarah spend the night with Adam and you grabbed your own room upstairs?
And yet, despite their history, Raven tells Sarah that shes welcome to ask Adam on a date.
HOWEVER, they all agree that shed be a perfect match for Ben Z.
The guy loves dogs!
He can bench press you, says Lacey!
Or perhaps hes seenMust Love Dogsone too many times.
Oops, he meant Sarah!
And you know what?
Adam thinks Sarah has something that Raven doesnt.
Is it that fun surprised noise she made right before you kissed her?
I bet it is.
The two of them then end the night with a bit of dancing and a lot more kissing.
Or, you could get married now!!
But, hey, what do I know?
Talk about setting the mood!
Diggys got his second date in one day.
2, Diggy admits theres nothing there with Lacey, but as for Dominique?
(For the record, Id like to state that she ATE that strawberry…with her teeth.
So you might was to rethink that line, Dig.)
And this brings us back to the greatest love story of our time: Danielle and Wells.
Apparently, they went on a date four years ago but soon after fell into the friend zone.
Danielle has decided to leave paradise to help children in Africa because ethics and stuff.
At least, I think she said Africa.
I can barely hear her whispers.
And now, shes off for Africa, and this might be the weirdest start to a relationship ever.
Okay, so heres where things get even more confusing.
One second, were watchingParadise, and the next, I have no idea whats happening.
Also, Raven says sexual assault crime.
In the end, they all support DeMario, but why are Evan and Carly here?
We literally watched every second of their love story; why am I reliving it?
OHHH because theyre announcing the pregnancy that was previously announced.
And now theyre doing a live ultrasound, which Harrison just referred to as a new tradition.
You know, because this show could not get more invasive.
Honestly, this has to fall under cruel and unusual punishment (for us, not them).
But the next day, he says, everything was great.
He returned home thinking he was kicked off the show.
Little did he know hed be accused of sexual assault.
I know Im not that monster, he tells Chris.
And seeing his mother cry was the hardest part.
But, in the end, he got through it thanks to family, friends, and Kanye West.
And from here on out, hes going to continue to be his whistle-blowing, crazy, fun-loving self.
Again: Why are we still talking about this?
There will be another sit-down next week with Corinne!
