So without further ado… (Also theres something about eating a hot pepper in there somewhere.)
Danielle, voice as mousey as ever, follows him and sets her sights on Dean.
The first thing Raven says when she sees him?
Im calling it now: Ravens the MVP of Paradise.
Also, who gave DeMario a whistle?
Because theyre officially the LVP of Paradise.
(Or did he keep that whistle as a token from his last date with Rachel?)
YOURE THE AWKWARD HOMIE, DUDE.
Except instead of awkward, youre just not great.
Those six months of studying were definitely worth it.
Deans pick-up line: You have a weird family dynamic as well…you were an orphan.
Amandas quick to reveal their biggest issue: Hes a sweaty person.
I mean, relationships are hard, amirite?
Someone who can take her into the woods and build a fire.
Because if Taylor is anything, its outdoorsy…
Meanwhile, Alexis admits shes not feeling anyone.
How does she know?
Her vaginas not dancing.
But thats enough with all the relationship talk.
Lets get to what really matters: Harrison gathers everyone so that an emotional Jorge can make an announcement.
Honestly, Ive never cared about anyone on this show as much as I care about Jorge.
But also, did he say Jorges Tour-ges?
Oh Jorge, youre better than that.
(Apparently, that whole lets bond over our terrible childhoods thing works.)
But you know what also works?
Really good friends who lean on each other until one day, they realize theyre in love.
Wells might be the bartender, but hey, the guy has to sleep somewhere!
He asks Raven out on a date (and Ben Z. is not happy about it).
On their date, Raven and Robby go jet skiing, followed by a nice chat on the beach.
Robbys opener: How many kids do you want?
Well, hes direct, Ill give him that.
But heres Robbys problem: No one is ever going to love Robby as much as Robby loves Robby.
He needs to find the Kim to his Kanye, and thats not Raven.
Returning from their date, Robby gathers the men to tell them all how well things went.
Meanwhile, Raven is cementing herself as my absolute favorite person.
She says she simply cant go on another date with someone whos prettier than she is.
As for his abs?
What do you do for a living?
I dont trust you.
Seriously, shes the best.
Oh, and wanna know what its like to date Robby?
He talked about being an influencer on their date.
The next date card goes to Matt, who immediately asks out Jasmine and ruins Nicks whole big plan.
If you thought that was his low point, he then calls himself Saint Nick.
If this doesnt work, hes going home to his dog.
Turns out, Ben is a much better kisser than Robby, and Raven lets him know it!
He just cant get enough of her emotional intelligence.
And then theres Danielle, who seems to be into Jack Stone in spite of…everything.
It seems weve finally made it to the dramatic halt in production.
I mean, HONESTLY.
