Its genuinely scary and frightening.
I gasped, like, four times.
So, heres where we stand with all the characters in this nightmare.
Credit: FX
Theyre fading, andfast.
Congrats on a stunning achievement.
Agnes Mary Winstead (Kathy Bates)
First, theres the murder of the production team.
Dominic shoves her into a window, but she quickly disappears again and retreats.
But its all for naught when this devoted thespian finally meets her end and her idol.
Theyre tied up in the Polk shed and forced to fatten themselves up by eating…
Honestly, I dont even know.
You turn away from your TV for one damn second and suddenly Sarah Paulsons eating tape worm beef jerky.
Except, Matt knowsexactlywhy he came back here.
I am in love with her, Shelby!
Shes the reason I came back, he screams.
So Shelby does quite literally the most shocking thing this season: She kills him.
Its insane and amazing and truly worth all six episodes leading up to it.
You know what I love most about reality TV?
Puck, Omarosa, the bitch with the fake leg.
Yeah, I did my homework, he beams.
SO, WHOS GOING TO LIVE?
Shes gone by episode 8.
I imagine this year, shell get hers.
Monet (10:1) Bassett is a bona fide genius, but Monet is criminally underdeveloped.
Lee (2:1) My moneys on Lee to make it out alive.
Go get em, acclaimed character actress Adina Porter!
