(Canon, or term of endearment?)
Fortunately, she and Matt are rescued by the sudden return of Elias, who says Croatoan!
and makes Mr. Piggy disappear.
Credit: FX
Which explains why the Butchers colony is now so bloodthirsty for the new, fresh intruders.
But still, they follow Elias into the woods to see what he can do to help them.
A chore for another Monday!)
Instead, Shelby encounters a bunch of hunters with exposed brains.
What does Cricket reveal?
The Butchers extra pissed because he said theyd leave, and they didnt.
The house is on the site of the lost colony of Roanoke.
In flashbacks, we learn that once again, the Roanokers had grown mutinous over the Butchers hateful reign.
They threaten to leave after witnessing her kill Priscilla as a sacrifice to the old gods.
But we cant just pack up and leave!
Shelby cries, even though, yeah, girl, it’s possible for you to.
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Cricket, sadly, does not come back.
But back at the house, Matt and Shelby are alone and asleep.
K.
Naturally, Shelby has also woken up and decided to stumble outside shouting Matt.
And with that,American Horror Storyhas a new all-time worst death to top in future seasons.
Or, hell, lets be honest, next week.
