The lost colony of Roanoke gets its own documentary.
Plus: Pig heads, hot tubs, and wood crafts!
Its difficult to banish a spirit, but not impossible.

It became known as the Ghost Colony because the spirits remained.
They haunted the native tribes living in the surrounding area, killing indiscriminately.
The elder knew he had to act.

He cast a banishment curse.
First, he collected the personal belongings of all the dead colonists.
Then he burned them.

The ghosts appeared, summoned by their talismans.
Who monologued that?!
Sort of like freshly baked cookies or pollution.

Friends, this isAmerican Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare.
But hell if the intrigue doesnt make me relish the strangeness of this new season all the more.
I felt pretty foolish, says ShelbyRabe.

I mean, teeth dont fall from the sky!
No, ShelbyRabe, they do not.
Uh oh again this time, her relaxation is interrupted when shes violently pushed underwater by a mysterious figure.
When she emerges, the tub is surrounded by a handful of torches and the culprits are gone.
As such, he sets up a perimeter of security cameras and enlists his sister for protection.
Because when in doubt, basements.
He heads home, a casual 100 miles hes able to travel in like 30 minutes.)
A horrifying figure appears wearing a pig head.
Girl hashadit with this house.
Fool me once (trash my yard), shame on you.
Bates is chameleonic in her oeuvre.
Shelby decides to pursue her into the forest, but promptly loses both the woman and herself.
As the light hits them, we see just two faces illuminated.
The first is walking period-piece actor Wes Bentley, who OF COURSE is playing an old-timey staring enthusiast.
So, how did we get from Lily Rabe to a man with no scalp?
Well, thats just what were going to have to figure out during this Very Special Season.
Will anyone say the word Croatoan?