Theres a clown in the bed!

Ally screams, fleeing down the stairs and into Ivys arms.

Its like something out of a nightmare!

ahs

Credit: FX

…Eh, but thats because it is, in fact, a nightmare.

Ozzy wakes up screaming, and the title credits roll.

From this moment forward, its clear that sinister forces are converging on the Mayfair-Richards house.

(Their budget is ten gajillion dollars.)

Ozzy (side note: His real name is Ozymandias.

First, things get inappropriate as Winter draws Ally a bath and sponges her back.

The only thing that could make this worse?

Cmon, you know.

Send in the clowns!

She shoots him, of course.