Martha Stewart,LIVING!

1976

Stewart second-acted early, and hard.

Its a hit, selling more than 625,000 copies.

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Thats what we call revenge by success.

(The two will divorce in 1990.)

1990

The inaugural issue ofMartha Stewart Livingis published, with Stewart serving as editor-in-chief.

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In 2002, the magazine’s circulation peaks with more than 2 million copies per issue.

With this, Stewart effectively invents the concept of putting yourself on the cover of your magazine.

Oprah and Rachael Ray should remember their history.

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ENTERTAINING MARTHA STEWART

Marth begins to coin iconic phrases like “That’s a good thing” and “tablescape.

1995: Cameos begin

Martha’s first guest spot is onEllen.

which makes it all worth it.

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October 1999 brings MSLO’s initial public offering, in which her shares doubled in one day.

Nothing could go wrong!

2003-2004

Oh, but then it did.

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MARTHA STEWART LIVING

It’s not an iconicYas queen!iconicmoment as much as a totally infamous scandal kind of iconic.

She begins her five-month prison sentence at Alderson Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, West Virginia in October 2004.

Then in 2005,another completely differentTV movie about Stewarts prison sentence comes out, calledMartha Behind Bars.

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And it also stars Cybill Shepherd!

Martha shows her ankle to the audience, claiming, “I’m unfettered, I am free.

No ankle bracelet.”

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It doesn’t do well… but crazier things have happened to hosts of that show.

Imagine Martha saying, “You know who’d really like that cupcake?

“And then watch it here.

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Rumors had always floated about Stewart’s penchant for swearing and her sense of humor.

“But, I don’t have to tell you that, Ludacris.

You have three kids with three different women.

Martha Stewart (C), who heads the Martha Stewart L

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May I suggest pulling out some time and finishing on some fine, highly absorbent bed linens?”

Stewart hilariouslyenlists the help of Twitterto identify a mystery man at her table at the event: Cheban.

#Seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy??

Martha Stewart makes a statement as she

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He says he is well known.

She can also be seen giving a peace sign to her buddy Snoop Dogg’s painting on the right.

Martha, keep on serving and spilling tea, roasting turkey, and roasting celebs.

MARTHA: BEHIND BARS

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