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Taylor has a P.A.T.

), where she then faints when she sees needles.

Krystal

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When Krystals ex threatens Taylors family at knifepoint, the scene ends with a Three Stooges-vibe accidental toe dismemberment.

Occasionally, William Fichtner pops up as a swearing, drugged-out doctor from a different movie.

Presumably at one point, this movie had been about art, but who can really say?

Unfortunately, someone decided it was also supposed to be the worlds least-believable romance.

And, you know, a cancer movie.

Astonishingly, everyone in the cast is a delight, which makes the movie even more confusing.