What fun we had atthis years Oscars!
Theyre just likethe Orgasmatron inBarbarella!
Easiest to complain, I guess, about the montages.
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The major acting awards were introduced with extended clips cutting together past winners.
(Hi, Uncle [Name Redacted]!)
My controversial opinion, I guess, is that the Oscars should always be long.
And that 90 Year celebration featured unexpected, goofily profound synchronicities for the cinephiles at home.
The shows producers Jennifer Todd and Michael De Luca were also at the helm of the 2017 show.
SeeingAnnabella Sciorra take the stage alongside fellow Weinstein accusers Ashley Judd and Salma Hayekwas quite moving.
I thoughtJimmy Kimmel did solid workin his second Oscars hosting gig.
But Ilovedhis big show-length gag:The shortest acceptance speech would win a Jet Ski,he said.
You imagine our cyborg great-granchildren asking What was a Jet Ski?
as they watchJordan Peeles first Oscar acceptance speech.
You hope this is a wave that wont crash, but the moment evolved in strange ways.
An oddly painful presentation by a fewStar Warsactors included a lame gag about BB-8 and robot discrimination.
I dont bring that up to, like, adshame Common.
Though, as a revolution gets televised, its aesthetics become part of the sales pitch.
What was once considered groundbreaking soon becomes the norm, right?
said Jane Fondahopefully or cynically, I couldnt quite tell.
Rita Moreno and Eva Marie Saint took the stage, wonderful living history taking their sweet time.
There was talk of nonagenarian mothers, but also talk about the children.
(Congratulations, Timothee, you areonly just barely a millennial!)
There was some talk about Trump, but more talk about Mexico.
