You must understand something about the so-called “’90s kids” you read so much about on weblogs.
It’s not just all Nickelodeon cartoons and Disney princesses and discontinued lines of dunkable graham crackers.
It’s a lesson both ’90s and 9-year-old children could use about now.

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And the lesson doesn’t end with Carmen and Frizzle, nor does it follow a generational line.
Bring backWishbone, who can speak to that beautiful cross-demographic of Jane Austen fans and dog memes.
ReviveGhostwriter, and take back the power of texting and composition notebooks.