Thirty-three years ago today, the world was given a gift: Justin Timberlake.
Aint nobody love you like we love you, Justin.
Because he was part of, nay, thestarof, the best boy band of all time.
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Because D*** in a Box.
Because he went toTaco Bellafter winning three Peoples Choice Awards.
Talk about good taste in celebratory meals!
Because without him, there would be no Justin Timberlake Does Things blog and that would be very sad.
Because he co-starred inFriends with Benefits,the superior of the two 2011 romantic comedies based on sexy friendships.
(OK, that ones a lie,No Strings Attachedwas also life-changing.)
There arent enough of those people in this world.
Because he played Sean Parker inThe Social Networkand all the sudden he was no longer Jason Sharp fromModel Behavior.
Because he was once Jason Sharp fromModel Behavior.
Because he knows how to dress.
Except when he wears fedoras.
But well let that slide.
Because heonce dressed up as Ernieso he could attend Comic-Con in peace.
like, Mr. Timberlake?
Because his friendship was Jay-Z isadorable.
Becausehis hairwas the inspiration for the now-classic term ramen noodle hair.
Because he andhis hairwere able to move past the ramen noodle stage.
Because My Love is the love song of the century.
No matter that there are still 86 years left in this century.
Because Summer Love fromFutureSex/LoveSounds may be eight years old but is still the ultimate summer song.
Take that, Blurred Lines!
Because boy can dance.
If theres aMagic Mikesequel, I nominate him for a role.
Because he hosts Saturday Night Liveall the time and never fails at making us crack up.
Because he has a beautiful friendship with Jimmy Fallon and they make beautiful videos together like 2013s #Hashtag.
Because he brought SexyBack.
Because he can cover a Jackson 5 song and actually do it justice.
Evidence: His rendition of Shake Your Body.
Because hes been entertaining us since he was just a little 10-year-old onThe Mickey Mouse Club.
Man loves his dogs.
Because after 23 years in the entertainment world, were still not sick of him.
