Check out 35 of these under-appreciated gems below:
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Liz: Hey, where are my Sno Balls?
I was gonna go to the gym later, so I deserve a treat.
Credit: Jessica Miglio
Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I was gonna take a class called Cooking For One, but the teacher killed himself.
Jack: There are no bad ideas, Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
Kenneth: Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncles after he would drink from the air conditioner.
Liz (while comforting Carol): No, it okay.
Liz (to Jack): Youre going to murder me arent you?
Eh, its okay.
Liz: Oh, of course.
Have you not read my terrible short story, The Two Paths of Virginia Apple?
You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
Liz: Happy Valentines Day, no one!
Jenna: I dont know a lot about business.
But he did an Internet and now the computers like him and Wall Street is Google.
Liz: People of the sidewalk, we cant give up on the written word!
Because I dont have a plan B. I have a degree in Theater Tech with a minor in Movement.
Why did my parents let me do that?!
Cerie: Shes blind copied you, but if you just click this plus sign.
Theres the whole group.
Liz: Realizations are the worst.
Liz (to Floyd): I wolfed my teamster sub for you.
Liz (to Elisa at Dunkin Donuts): What time do you start throwing out donuts?
Carmen Chao: What is wrong with you?
Liz: Almost everything.
Tracy: Can we get some Diet Slice and pita chips up in here?
Tracy (on growing up): Our basketball hoop was a rib cage.
Liz: Really, you wanna exchange creative gifts?
Jack: Wow, Lemon, this is like watching Hemingway write.
Liz: Look, youre a beautiful woman.
But you cant play prom queens and murdered runaways forever.
Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.
Tracy: Im thirsty.
Whos in charge of my thirst?
Liz: Hey, dont talk down Brooklyn Without Limits.
Stores like this are saving the world.
Jack: Really, youre going to lecture me about big business again?
Do you know who owns Brooklyn Without Limits?
Liz: Brooklyn Zack.
He throws pool parties in dumpsters.
Jack: You did.
Criss: Liz, its okay to be a human woman!
Liz: No, its not!
Its the worst, because of society!
Jack: You always believe that everything is going to work out.
How do you do it?
Kenneth: Well, Ill tell you my secret, sir.
I lie to myself.
Have a swell night, sir!
Kenneth: Where are all the baby pigeons?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: What can you do?
Medicines not a science.
Devon Banks: I hear that theme park fire didnt destroy any of the stuff it was supposed to.
Kenneth: I dont vote Republican or Democrat.
Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lords name!
Jack: Thats Republican.
Liz: This better be important, Jack.
I was in the middle of bidding on a bag of bras on eBay.
