‘We’re that meme.
You know the one!’
The ghosts of All Hallows Eve know it.
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Going solo, you could easily pull off a mean Eleven on your own.
Let it be known that THE question of Halloween this year is not Who has to be Barb?
but rather, Whogetsto be?
although God help us if someone figures out how to puke rainbows or FaceSwap in person.
Marcia Clark
If Sarah Paulson can do it, so can you.
Although FYI, its also still not cool to go as O.J.
or, sweet mercy, Nicole.
Im Beyonces album,Lemonade!
Let me be quite clear on this: Youve found the perfect marigold sundress.
Youve bought a baseball bat.
Youve even convinced your two lesser friends Kelly and Michelle to stand behind and frame you at all times.
But your costume, despite its many accurate parts, is NOT Beyonce.
Your costume is, Im dressed as Beyonce.
Youre not fooling anyone, Halloween or not.
I want to say… And also some water, maybe?
Dont do this costume.
Nobody cares about Ryan Lochte now any more than they ever did.
The South Carolina clowns
It pains me to say it, but its a big year for clowns.
Theres theItremake, which I will actively not be seeing.
Theres Trump, who isItwithout the panache.
Clowns have ruined my childhood, and now theyre coming back for round two, so be warned.
Of course,Hamiltons reach this Halloween doesnt just stop at its title star.
than It took me 14 hours to sew this corset.
Remember when she got humiliated by Kim Kardashian over lying about Kanye Wests phone call?
When she conveniently had jury duty the day after the VMAs?
The Tom Hiddleston nightmare fever dream?
Theres the literal approach, which is dressing as Hodor and slapping a piece of cardboard on your back.
4, Im dressed as Beyonce.).
Which, unfortunately, youll see in equal, miserable number to the Harley Quinns this year.
