Truly, the best question Ive ever heard. Naturally, Cody vehemently denies what Paul said. And why shouldnt he? Credit: CBS Ill happily play devils advocate and opine that its an outdated piece of information. She needs a minute. But then, the veto meeting arrives. CBS But in its wake, new drama emerges. The meltdown begins with an actually innocuous conversation that Jessica overhears between Kevin, Raven, and Jason. (Joshs incredulous A30!...
Welcome to that episode. Now, this comes as ashockto Jason. But really, there should be no surprise here that hes dumbfounded by the news. Credit: CBS The competition is a classic hide-and-go-veto, wherein everyone tears the house apart. Kevin is crestfallen at the mess. Josh goes his absolute Joshiest. In the fallout, Jason is fully aware of what he has to do. Kevin, understandably, is…displeased. Jason, of course, is still not satisfied....
Bobby Moynihan has more in common with you than you realized Listen, yall. In these times, more often than not, we have to choose the best of the worst. Pop diva albums of 2017. Credit: CBS It only makes sense thatBig Brotherwould follow suit. And you know what? This week, it may just be ugh. If you missed last episode, sit down, child; lets talk. Any other season, this would be a ludicrous strategy, but this season?...
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your Friendships closest LOL, Julie Chen. Do we have a moment for Julie? Of course we have a moment for Julie. Credit: CBS What else are we doing this season other than remembering how blessed we are to have Julie? Jeff Probst could never. Someone is going hometonight. The thing is, Alex is no Rachel Reilly, but she is playing the game....
Blunders and compulsive lying are the name of this game. Things are proceeding as they have the entire season. Paul is still star of the show. Credit: Sonja Flemming/CBS If were rolling with the Snow White analogies, hes both Snow White and the Evil Queen. But first, weve got some blind spots to contend with. Its clear where everyone stands going into the competition. Kevin, on the other hand, would be happy with a Paul, Alex, or Jason win....
‘Personally, I love Christmas, too’ Nobody hates Christmas. How could you hate Christmas? Theres a lot of people in this house that love Christmas, explains Jessica. Credit: CBS Personally, I love Christmas, too. Jessica doesnt understand why Cody done what he done. I honestly dont know how to feel right now, says Jessica. Im angry at you for ruining the peace in the house. Give Cody some credit. He is a creature of his circumstances....
Remember when Dominique was in an alliance with God? That was fun Do you feel it? Remember the vaguely sexy times you had this summer. Credit: CBS Remember that trip to the lake or the beach or that nice pond thatfeelslike a lake. He essentially starts giving his jury speech, and its 100 percent logical. ), Josh understands that this is his last chance. Matt promises that he wont say anything and then immediately goes and tells literally anyone who will listen....
Can you spell EVICTED? What a summer for a person to live through! Days away from her eviction, her fate sealed, Jessica seems to accept her lot. Credit: CBS She speaks to Kevin, making plans for her lovemate Cody, who will be so lonely without her. I will never lie to him, he says. Ill look out for him, if you want. Kevin is done laying low. Kevin wants to make some big moves....
But that next episode? Being in the house without his family (for two days) has really taken its toll. Christmas promises that he can get through this, but honestly… its been two days, yall. Credit: Sonja Flemming/CBS Josh and young me need to chat. And God love Christmas playing a long game by even entertaining this nonsense. To quote our last winners showmance boyfriend, This isBig Brother, notBig Baby. Hes going to confront Megan in front of the whole house on day two?...
Dont worry… it pretty much didnt matter at all. Oh, well, hes pretty interested in what Marks big move was. And when Mark doesnt lean into Pauls antagonizing, Mark decides not to respond. Credit: CBS And it sends Paul into a tailspin. And that quiet approach? Anyway, the doorbell rings and Derrick shows up! Hes one of the recent greats who played this game like a strange undercover champ. He fools the houseguests by pretending hes moving in, because Derrick loves a good joke....
Paul is playing the game, too, but he isBB19sChris Harrison, the host of this mess. SurvivorsRob and Amber may have found success and love in a hopeless, remote place. But overall, pairs are tricky beasts in reality competition shows. Credit: Bill Inoshita/CBS In theory, they seem great. With two oxen, youll move faster than you would with one. In short, they fail to pick up on inherent dangers ahead. We kick off the night withBB16winner Derrick still in the house after reminiscing about the summer....
The house is beta off with the eviction of its most obnoxious alpha male. Ding dong, the dick is dead. Yet its only been weeks WEEKS! Credit: CBS That doesnt happen this week for two reasons. She gets emotional, and everyone sympathizes with her bold decision. Thats not perseverance to me, he grumbles about a woman fighting through an injury and not giving up. Yeah, no, totally not the definition of perseverance at all....
Who needs celebrities when you have Paul? I like to imagine Paul in mid-May, several months deep into a marathon planning session. This Paul is a more careful Paul than the man who came in second inBig Brother18. Credit: CBS What if, Paul thinks to himself, anyone this season has half a brain? This thought troubles him. But he puts it out of his mind. Hell worry about that later....
