Baywatchreview: Dwayne Johnson can't even save this sloppy, scattershot remake
Its official: weve now entered the critical, Code Red phase of Hollywoods remake epidemic. Its possible that this sloppy, scattershot nod to 90s jiggle TV was inevitable. After all, wed already cycled through such wafer-thin small-screen flotsam asCharlies Angels, The A-Team, andCHiPs. Paramount Pictures But apparently the barrel of disposable retro television properties is as bottomless as Nietzsches abyss. Worse, its not very funny. (Thats pretty much the films main joke....