Tom has to answer for that Vegas girl at long last. The New Orleans debauchery continues! All valid points, really. Credit: Bravo The only one whos firmly on Team Tom tonight is Tom No. Sandoval, who thinks that his pal is being mistreated over the whole matter. Its a total leave Britney alone-level defense style, which is as ridiculous as it is sweet. Tom, meanwhile, isthis closeto done with Katie (again)....
Joe Simpson photographs Tom Sandoval. I repeat: Joe Simpson photographs Tom Sandoval JOE SIMPSON. If you say his name three times, hell appear. Credit: Bravo Or it’s possible for you to simply go to his house apparently for photo shoots! I still cant get over this development. This is like when Johnny Depp showed up at the end ofFantastic Beasts. I almost fell out of my chair. I have so many questions....
Speaking of offensive, is something sour brewing between Katie and Schwartz or what? Lets take it from the top. That said, Katies entitled attitude about the whole thing is also disconcerting. Credit: Bravo Theyve got sass on tap at Sur today, folks. Of course, Scheanas no saint. Thats not vindictive at all, is it? No wonder shes the life of the party with this crew right now. Their drag-out diss matches are so ordinary by now that Schwartz calls it a casual Thursday....
For that, you’re free to thank the cast ofVanderpump Rules. This episode could have benefited from both a translator and captions due to nonstop slurring and side talk. Lets just say the morning after isnt beautiful. Credit: Bravo Over in Katie and Schwartzs room, its not looking great. Schwartz is on the couch with Katie in the bed. This marriage hasnt even started and its already exhausting. Its like Trumps presidency....
Its become painfully obvious that alcohol is the common denominator in almost every issue faced by theVanderpump Rulesclique. Its been James Kennedys tragic flaw, costing him his dream job. Its the reason Katie went haywire on Scheana and why the latter may be (gasp!) Credit: Bravo getting demoted from bridesmaid status. Heck, its probably even the reason Katie landed on those terrible invitations shes so proud of. But here we are: Two factions split between competing trips to Montauk and Sonoma....
For those who arent aware, Lisa Vanderpump plans a bizarre photo shoot each year for no discernible reason. Theres no clear place these photos are displayed and no sense of what exactly they are used for. As Jax explains, even the Sur website has old photos of Stassi and Kristen. Credit: Bravo They havent worked at the House of Goat Cheese Balls in like 12 years. But mostly it was a lotta anger and drunk rage....
But Stassi is sorta feeling down about being single on her birthday… Montauk seems positivelyDownton Abbey-esque compared to the body-odor festival happening across the country in Sonoma for Arianas bday shindig. Basically, everyone keeps farting inside the RV. Because Im so very witty, Ive decided to rename this vehicle the FartV. Credit: Bravo It looks completely foul. She rinses off with two used(!) Is it possible to have a man-boob infection post-reduction?...
Little-known fact: There is a Sur office. What exactly goes on day-to-day at the Sur office? Power Point presentations on raspberry mojitos? Credit: Bravo Well, this episode kind of answers that question, and its pretty much what one would assume. Its not exactly a Fortune 500 company. LoyalRuleswatchers probably remember this being discussed ages ago and Ariana throwing shade because she takes improv really seriously. After Katie drops that little bomb, she also invites Lisa to her bridal shower....
Lisa learns troubling information about Lala. Lets take it from the top. Lalas switch and ditch No need to put Lalas face on a milk carton just yet. As it turns out, shehasntbeen abducted by tall gray aliens who want to buy her Space Range Rovers. Well, except maybe Scheana, who apparentlywouldrather be inhaling Jaxs funk than suffering Stassis histrionics right about now. What does a girl need to work for when shes got a secret sugar daddy to watch over her?...
Were getting down to the wire. Its almost time for the wedding of well… not the century… and not really the decade. Lets call it THE wedding of the first few months of 2017! Credit: Bravo We begin at Ariana and Sandovals apartment, which has a scary amount of potted plants on its balcony. When Jax comes over to visit Sandoval, the dude is practicing the trumpet, naturally. This apartment is so weird....
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It’s Teensploitation!" declared the cover ofEntertainment Weekly. Varsity Blueshit first, though, 20 years ago today. Credit: Moviestore/REX/Shutterstock And it sits weird in that pantheon. The era’s other teen movies circle through vanilla-fab high schools, Los Angeles campuses full of midwinter suntans. (Or the East Coast equivalent, some chicCruel IntentionsNew York neighborhood.) (All together now: “Ah don’t wuhnt, YORE LIE-UF.") Van Der Beek was already famous, the proverbial Dawson inDawson’s Creek....
