Im sorry, lil baby Dylan as a youngest child myself, Iunderstandthats not fair. When I speak to you, I talk to you! I get so mad! Credit: Bravo ), you are just as much of a wunderkind with words as your older brother. Shes just so Full (clap emoji!) of (clap emoji!) It (clap emoji!) And since Phaedra seems to be public enemy No. But thats what these reunions are for: personal reflection....
Porsha drops a bomb, but Kandi is the one who’s about to explode. Finally, the moment weve all been waiting for and I do meanmoment. He even takes the fun out of calling people out. Credit: Annette Brown/Bravo Andy starts saying that Porshas Todd couldnt be there tonight, but Peter interrupts saying, EXCUSE ME! to Porsha: Why is Todd not here tonight? I just want to know why Todd is not here because Todd should be here....
Lets be clear about three things upfront: 1. We have been watching theRHOAseason 9 reunion for nearly a month at this point.2. Now that those are out of the way: Welcome to the Roast of Phaedra Parks, 2k17. Credit: Annette Brown/Bravo Give me more offstage house shoes! Give me more emergency calls for emotional support from long-suffering sisters! Show meexactlyhow many men there are on staff to carry around these womens completely unnecessary gowns!...
The desperation is real. I am no entrepreneur. For example, Apollo Nida, an inmate at a federal prison, conveniently (drink!) Credit: Bravo Peter rightfully asks, How the hell you got a new woman? You dating a guard? Now, this is not to say that Phaedra is not shady. Phaedra is just about as just shady as they come emphasis onjust about. Thats a real question I so cannot stand Apollo, my brain basically turns off when he speaks....
And thats when Porsha cocks her head to the side like a pug hearing a whistle across the room… Wait, youdowanna know? So now this recap hasalsostarted at the end. Credit: Bravo Buttechnicallythats my job, so Im glad people were doing some actual Cookin in Kitchens this week. Why does he then wait outside in the car? Exactly how much of Kroys life has been spent in a suburban? Over at Cynthias house, her assistant another question: When dideveryoneget a fleet of assistants?...
Kenya deals with more backlash from her estranged boyfriend, while Phaedra opens a pop-up shop for charity. Shady business in the lady business, as they say. Upon returning from her trip to Peters lounge opening, she finds her home once again been vandalized. Credit: Bravo Granted, there should be a greater focus on taking precautions so shes not left vulnerable to possible attacks. Kenya invites Cynthia over, too, dropping the bomb that shell be staying at Kandis....
And on that front, the season 11 premiere ofRHOAdelivered. If my car could talk, my car would probably be like,This bitch cries too much." She’s back, baby! Credit: Annette Brown/Bravo ), but could any other city already be headed out on a group trip in the seasonpremiere? I think not.Atlantais the wild child. “What are you drinking on?” Jason Koerner/Bravo Mike, Cynthia’s new boyfriend and a sportscaster for Fox Sports, asks her on the video call....
The majority of the episode is pretty dull. that shes experienced Rinnas wrath and thinks Rinnas M.O. is to project her own issues onto others. Credit: Isabella Vosmikova/Bravo Turns out maybe Dorit isnt so bad after all. He says no, because he doesnt have a photographic memory, which makes no sense. Hes the worst of them all. Even though PK is certifiably atrocious, Erika and Dorit make up. Eden is hysterically crying and says that she gave Rinna her heart....
Tom, Erika says,definitelywould have saidsomething. Dorit who, can we all agree looks very Cher-esque in her confessionals? hosts a lunch because she comes from a long line of women who like to entertain.Okayyy. Credit: Bravo Her hosting rules: Fresh flowers; no borings. According to Dorit, publicist Elliot Mintz is one of the non-borings. He speaks in haikus. And maybe all of that personal devastation affected her behavior toward LVP. But PK doesnt think that people should grieve however they see fit Eileen should have told everyone....
Rinna puts her selective memory on display for the world to see Happy Valentines Day! To celebrate the day of love, everyone on tonights episode had some sort of sobbing breakdown. In fact, she doesnt even tell her where her room is. (Cool floating pool table, though!) Kyle later confesses that was the Beverly Hills greeting, which weve all come to know and love. Im hoping its okay to use even though I live in New York City....
Erika and Dorit fight on a boat in Hong Kong about pantygate; Erika defends her son. Phew, I am utterlydrainedafter tonights episode. The rage between Erika and Dorit is revving up to table-flipping status. Credit: Bravo Do you really think Im going to like you after everything that happened with the underwear? Erika asks.Here we go in case anyone had any doubts, #pantygate is the new Munchausen. Erika says that Dorits accusations hurt her feelings, and Dorit claims that Erika doesnt have any feelings....
Boy George performs and the women go rollerblading the ’80s are back! Dorit is feeling the heat of party planning she wants there to be a real pow factor. Do the Kemsleys have those kind of photos with their children, or only Boy George? I found it a bit disturbing… Moving on. The man is funny! Dorit, whos never rollerbladed before, begrudgingly puts on a helmet. (We already know how she feels about helmets…) For some reason, Eileen foregoes rollerbladesfor rollerskates....
I barely recognize Eileen anymore, its been so long since weve seen her. Vince watches them and suggests that Erika should be more confident in her acting. Weve got some real thespians over here. Credit: Bravo In the moment weve all been waiting for (have we been waiting a month by now? ), Rinna finally owns up to saying terrible things about Kim. So for anyone who doubts Rinnas level of bats, shes spelling it out crystal clear for you here....
