A one-armed man walks into a polling place… And on one hand…well, duh. (Et tu, Ivy?) The last to show up is Kai and hes not alone. Credit: Frank Ockenfels/FX she asks, seeing Kai. Someone to believe in, Harrison says. (Alas, said video is not available on IRL YouTube. But Kai thinks she can do better, and dream bigger. Before you ask: No, she didnt chop his hand off. Wouldve been cool, though!...
Theres a clown in the bed! Ally screams, fleeing down the stairs and into Ivys arms. Its like something out of a nightmare! Credit: FX …Eh, but thats because it is, in fact, a nightmare. Ozzy wakes up screaming, and the title credits roll. From this moment forward, its clear that sinister forces are converging on the Mayfair-Richards house. (Their budget is ten gajillion dollars.) Ozzy (side note: His real name is Ozymandias....
All 10 minutes of it! How does it feel to exercise your white privilege and murder people of color with impunity? Also, theyre wearing sombreros. Credit: FX A giant, unmarked tanker truck drives repeatedly through the neighborhood spraying mystery chemicals on her lawn. The protests intensify, to Allys intense distress (Everyone thinks Im a racist! Do you understand the specific pain of someone like me being accused of that? Hes drowning in white privilege and estrogen over there!...
JOHN MURDY:We pay a lot of attention to what our fans want to see. And over the years, theres been this groundswell of, We want to seeAmerican Horror Story. MICHAEL AIELLO:Absolutely. Credit: FX; Courtesy of Universal Studios What was the pitch to Ryan Murphy? It was a very great back and forth conversation and thats sometimes rare. And luckily throughout the years, the answer is usually yes. Courtesy of Universal Studios...
And oh, how grand it was. Not just talking about Lana Winters bouffant and bedspread, though well get to that in due time. character of the year: Season 2s rogue asylum reporter, Lana Winters. Credit: FX So Lee gets off, again. Why did you agree to this interview? Exactly, says Lee. Lee then gives a heartfelt plea to now-estranged Flora, hoping shes watching. Yes, its yet another shocking twist that you should have felt completely free to gasp at....
Production on the series began in June under the cloak of secrecy. Script pages were shredded. We had everybody in the writers room sign a blood oath. Credit: FX We had shredders in the office. I would go around the office three times a day looking for any clue. It was like fing Watergate. Adds co-creator Brad Falchuk, Anything that had the word Roanoke in it was xed out. Actors and producers were forbidden to tweet or talk about the season....
Why yes, that was Cuba Gooding Jr. banging Lady Gaga in the woods, thank you for asking! Its that last crime that takes the main focus this week. Just guess which answer is accurate. Credit: FX Naturally, he blames her, and things even get physical. So, did Lee kill Mason? Shelbys suspicious, Matts undecided, and Lee says absolutely not. Your daughter is with Priscilla, he reports before divining her entire Tinder profile: Shes a child....
(Canon, or term of endearment?) Fortunately, she and Matt are rescued by the sudden return of Elias, who says Croatoan! and makes Mr. Piggy disappear. Credit: FX Which explains why the Butchers colony is now so bloodthirsty for the new, fresh intruders. But still, they follow Elias into the woods to see what he can do to help them. A chore for another Monday!) Instead, Shelby encounters a bunch of hunters with exposed brains....
It toppedEmpire, The Walking Dead, and the Sunday night football. ItsMy Roanoke Nightmare, and its not just a show anymore. Its a show within the show,withinthe show, within the… Credit: FX Honestly, I dont even know at this point. But its the big twist of this season ofAmerican Horror Story, and in short its just damn brilliant. Lets break it down. when all of the bad sh-t happens. Shockingly, theyre not the only ones....
Its genuinely scary and frightening. I gasped, like, four times. So, heres where we stand with all the characters in this nightmare. Credit: FX Theyre fading, andfast. Congrats on a stunning achievement. Agnes Mary Winstead (Kathy Bates) First, theres the murder of the production team. Dominic shoves her into a window, but she quickly disappears again and retreats. But its all for naught when this devoted thespian finally meets her end and her idol....
Death and destruction rain down as the victims fight back. Shelby, not so much. Thats not to say that this season has been lacking in overflow (wrong choice of word?) Credit: FX Girl, you LIVED IT. But neither of them has any good idea what to do next. The duo manage to escape, but Shelbys had it. Were going to die in here, she tweets with her mouth. There is no escape....
Its…not who you thought it would be. Having a car would be too easy-peasy for the girls escape plans, wouldnt it? Whats worse is for some inexplicable reason, he doesnt have a cell phone on hand, either. Credit: FX Lets be honest here: Hes easy pickins from the word go, and everybody knows it. She wouldnt stand a snowballs chance in the Butchers dominion of keeping custody of Flora if it leaked....
The FX series unveiled the season’s huge 180-degree flip and here’s what happened. [SPOILER ALERT: DONT READ UNLESS YOUVE WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE OFAHS: ROANOKE!] Finally, the big twist ofAmerican Horror Story: Roanokehas been revealed. Credit: Frank Ockenfels/FX The reality show ofMy Roanoke Nightmarewas a huge success, even beatingThe Walking DeadandEmpire. Sidney actually serves her papers to keep her away from the set. We get to see their boho, cheesy wedding video....
