(Pence attended the show and was booed by the audience before it began.) Second, I dont know, where did you get this idea that the theater is safe? President Trump, build the fourth wall, and make Andrew Lloyd Webber pay for it. Credit: CBS The comment drew mock ire from Colbert: Okay, stop, now youve gone too far. Stabbing him with rudeness, the cast casting aspersions before Pence can hit them back with some gay conversions....
So when Trump won the presidency on Tuesday, Colbert was just as shocked as many other Americans. We have to accept that Donald Trump will be the 45th president of the United States, Colbert said. It feels like a little bit of a dream state. Credit: CBS All day Ive had to remind myself this isnt a dream. Im not on a peyote trip on the hunt of the Great Deer....
Stephen Colbert believes that Donald Trump is a cartoon, and hes making one to prove it. Theres nothing in that book thats not in our show, and we just guessed, Colbert said. The great thing about the Trump Administration is whatever you imagine, youre right. Credit: Scott Kowalchyk/CBS via Getty Images; Chris Kleponis-Pool/Getty Images Colbert believes that he is neither complimenting nor normalizing the controversy-courting commander-in-chief by turning him into a cartoon....
Of the Obama-Trump meeting, Colbert said, Can you imagine? Just put yourself in that private room when they were together. The first African-American president sitting down with a president-elect who was endorsed by the Klan. Credit: CBS What did they talk about? Colbert added, the proposed names for positions are a pile of garbage. And then, were not done! Then theres Trumps White House staff. I know Im super excited to find out what role there is for Omarosa [Manigault]....
Stephen Colbert followed this up a few hours later with his own parody panel onThe Late Show. We also got rid of the home button, Colbert said. Now some companies might stop there. Credit: CBS But we thought, if less is more, how much more could we less? We think youll be very excited about all the things we didnt include. Its just quite simply, a solid chunk of metal....
plus, Colbert has some theories about why President Trump could want to leak his own tax returns. Stephen Colbert has a theory about who leaked Donald Trumps tax return Donald Trump. On WednesdaysLate Show, Colbert addressed the reveal of thepresidents 2005 tax return. Credit: CBS If you think about it, it makes sense. And if you dont think about it, it makes even more sense. The Late Showairs at 11:35 p....
They treat the president the same way you treat a 5-year-old throwing a tantrum, Colbert said. Channeling a harried parent, he continued, Honey, calm down. Look, look, weve gotFrozen. Credit: CBS Weve got the CD forFrozen. Lets put that in there. Now yo, let it go! He obliged by playing a new Trump-praisingReal News Tonightsegment featuring the definitely-not-made-up broadcasters Jill Newslady and Jim Anchorton. Take a look above. The Late Showairs weeknights at 11:35 p....
Stephen Colbert had a message for Donald Trump on Wednesdays episode ofThe Late Show: We suck less! Colbert was responding toTrumps Tuesday night tweetabout the 69th annual Primetime Emmy Awards, which Colbert hosted on CBS. Smartest people of them all are the DEPLORABLES.' Now, wait a second. That cant be right. Worst ratings of all? I swear I heard someone say at the Emmys that they were the highest-rated ever....
Few people in the media predicted that Donald Trump would actually win the presidential election. As Trump revealed at a recent speech, evenhedidnt see it coming. Wow, the fact that he was shocked makes me feel closer to Donald Trump, Colbert said. Credit: CBS That makes two of us. I cant believe a trick this obvious took down the most sophisticated campaign in history, Colbert said. Thatd be like winning World War II by luring Hitler out of his bunker with a fake lady Hitler....
For the president-elect to be tweeting at all is just weird. It just feels strange, doesnt it? Stephen Colbert said about Trumps social media habits on Wednesdays episode ofThe Late Show. Credit: CBS Is this really how were going to treat the Commander-in-Chief? Colbert asked on Wednesday. He likes it, its fun. Let him play with the button, it calms him down. Its shiny and red like a toy. A fiery Colbert added, Im going to call bullsh on this....
Later in the footage, Trump said he is automatically attracted to beautiful I just start kissing them. Its like a magnet. I dont even wait. Credit: CBS And when youre a star, they let you do it. you’re free to do anything. After an interjection from Bush Whatever you want Trump added, Grab em by the py. you might do anything. In his own video, Colbert watched the Trump footage, but stopped before it was over....
The ‘Late Show’ host weighs in on Jared Kushner heading up the ‘Bureau of Obvious Nepotism.’ Another day, another chance for Stephen Colbert to skewer a Donald Trump decision. And the government desperately needs overhaul, said Colbert on Mondays show. Credit: CBS I mean, somebody keeps putting totally unqualified people in charge of really important stuff. You know hes got great business ideas, he said. Like… being born into a wealthy real estate family....
Families worried about the red-blue split at their Thanksgiving dinner table on Thursday have a friend in Stephen Colbert. TheLate Showhost used Wednesday nights show to provide a divided nation with some ground rules to survive Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving, 75 percent of the time. Credit: CBS But this is the 25 percent thats going to suck, Colbert said. But can we get through this? I believe we can. Choke it down, and keep it down until the guests leave....
