Ramona gets a nice surprise party while the country’s political system crumbles. You know what I never want to relive again? But unfortunately thats what was in store for us in this weeks episode ofRHONY. Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo So the big drama is our countrys descent into hell a.k.a. Carole is obvs really passionate about this (ABC NEWS!!!!) and decides to go and canvass with her mom in Pennsylvania. First of all, there has never been a mention of this mother, which is a little weird....

Bethenny Frankel’s not ready to see Luann de Lesseps hit the aisle just yet Welp. Its Groundhogs Day up at Dorindas place in the Berkshires. So, yeah, just another day onReal Housewives of New York Citybasically. Credit: Bravo Heck, even Dorindas got two cents to throw in the pile. (Her winning guess? He really must have a chrome ck … His d shoots diamonds out the end. I think youre making a big mistake, she sobs....

But at least we have theRHONYMexico trip. That is the one thing that is currently providing me with joy. So were still in Mexico and were still arguing about a dumb Page Six article! Credit: Bravo Tinsley has basically been on her phone all weekend rereading this article. Shes prob 90 percent responsible for its page views. By her own admission, Luann says, I got so wasted. Um correct, former Countess....

Plus, her body has never been more banging. Speaking of Vicki, shes officially Brooks-free, though the shadow of Cancer-gate still lingers on. Theres only so many times she can erupt and apologize and repeat. Credit: Bravo And then theres Meghan, whos actually managed to avoid most of the dramaandstay friends with everyone. Shes also been a little busy growing a human inside her. So its nice to kick off tonight with Meghan and Jimmys gender reveal party in their St....

First and foremost, Tamra learns shes well enough to leave the hospital. Theres still no update on Vickis condition, though, other than shes stable. She even shows off her baby bump, which Shannon points out is actually nonexistent. Credit: Bravo Thinking she could talk some sense into her friends, Heather again pleads for someone to visit Vicki. Shannon instantly shuts down, acting as if its ludicrous to ask forthatkind of favor....

Did Heather need to call screaming and crying when she too was in shock over the incident? I do give Shannon credit for at least trying to bury the hatchet with Kelly. Meghan arrives, and Tamra is not happy to see her. Credit: Bravo Do you do that a lot? she asks with an air of superiority. Why actually Tamra does because she exercises a lot to prep for her big fitness competition....

For starters, its lovely to see Tamra and Eddie together. He can tell her to calm her ass down and she actually abides. Shannons new neighbor is none other than Kelly Dodd. Credit: Bravo Its painfully obvious the reason behind Kellys emotionally charged outbursts this season is her emotionally torturous marriage. Its hard to watch them interact because the dislike they have for each other is palpable. Theres no love there and very little, if any, respect....

Ye,s Tamra Judge, that would be you. Then Tamra cant help herself when she overhears Shannon complaining to Meghan about Vicki not calling her back. What ensues is a little crazy. Credit: Bravo You lied, but what did I lie about? Shannon demands to know. Is Vicki lying or just using this as a power play to get Shannon all riled up? Then we catch Vicki in another, I wouldnt saylie, but weird version of the truth....

Children are off limits. And if you do, its near impossible to recover as I think Kelly just learned the hard way. This was an episode where nothing happened yet everything changed. Credit: Bravo Things are fine when the girls arrive in Ireland. Vicki has flowers waiting from her new beau/cop Steve with a note that says I LOVE YOU! On one hand, Im so happy that Vicki has moved on from Brooks....

What do you do with a problem like Kelly? Yet, its only fair to explain what gets us there first. Buckle up because were nose-diving. Credit: Bravo Vicki ghosted Kelly last week in her time of need and is still pretty much invisible to her. In the past, youd expect Kelly to rip off her shirt and join right in. But you gotta give Kelly credit for trying. Notice a pattern here?...

Last week ended with the ladies in Ireland on a van ride from hell. Kelly decides that if shes destined to be friendless, shes taking Vicki down with her. Vicki tries to explain she just doesnt like Kellys behavior when shes drunk, but its too late. Credit: Bravo (In fact, she actually makes calling Shannon a see you next Tuesday seem endearing.) Without taking a beat, Kelly reveals that Vicki told herShannons husband beat the sh-t out of her....

Where Shannon and Kelly go low and Vicki’s description of heaven sounds like she shoud be high Its been aReal Housewives of Orange Countyseason for the history books! Vicki was thisclose to making Cancer-gate a distant memory and if it wasnt for her new pal with the loose lips Kelly Dodd, she may have been successful! From the 70s party set up to the accident in Glammis Dunes … IVF, a vow renewal, and Tamras newfound voice of reason (when shes not stirring up the pot or showing off that rock hard ass), the highs were high and the lows were traumatizing....

And as a result, this trip unexpectedly changes everything but more on that in a second. Shannon and Meghan could have easily gotten out of the Glamis trip by telling the truth. Perfectly valid reasons to not go camping, right? Credit: Bravo Kelly, Vicki, and Tamra hop on Heathers first-class RV for the three-hour drive to Glamis. Shannon and Meghan probably would have complained every step of the way, but theyre definitely missing out....