(Dios mio, GO BACK TO MEXICO.) She was pretty squarely on Team Dorinda when Dorinda (I guess?) derisively thanked Bethenny for the Skinnygirl day (Im still confused about this wasntit a Skinnygirl day? Credit: Bravo Why was this offensive? You know whos also met him only a little more than once? Tinsley and already shes talking about marriage. And thank goodness he was no good, Lu! Im hoping she goes full-on New York divorcee, meaning way more drinking and falling in bushes....

Ramona roasts LuAnn about her upcoming wedding to Tom And were off to the races! First, we get a status check of sorts for each of the ladies. ), while Carole Radziwills moved in and added two new fur babies to her new life with Adam. Credit: Bravo And with that, a new leaf has entered the window at her Soho house. Maturity its a rare thing in this arena, but theyre ready to give it a shot....

Bring life back to this season, Dorinda! Bethenny decides to invite the girls, sans Ramona, to a lunch in the Bronx. Dorinda comes in hungover from the night before and, quite possibly, still tanked. Credit: Bravo Meanwhile, everyone is sorta dressed nuts. Bethenny is in a huge fur. Carole is dressed like a zookeeper. Tinsley looks like shes having tea on the Upper East Side. This does not sit well with Dorinda....

So, what doesthatsay? Lets walk through what went down on this weeks romance-themed installment ofRHONY, shall we? Oh, and Edgar? Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo Playing the field isnt always pure fun, gals. Whatisfun, however, is when Carole gets sauced on an ice luge. The conversation isnt completely devoid of salt and tea, of course. Two weeks later, Dorindas finally over her tiff with Ramona enough to invite her over for lunch....

Dorinda plots revenge on Sonja, and Bethenny’s past movie role surfaces. This weeksRHONYwas basically one really long dinner. Or at least that was the only thing of note. Credit: Bravo This season is moving slooooooowly. Someone better catch Tom in another situation or host a bats crazy bra party soon. So Sonja claims shes over the Dorinda/Berkshires situation and the Luann/Tom engagement but clearly she is not. Thank God Sonja has Tinsley Mortimer in her life now....

The good news is, with these badass broads, anticlimactic is still pretty climactic. Were back in idyllic, peaceful Vermont, where Ramona is making breakfast in a negligee. Todays activity is skiing, which is apparently a prerequisite for being a Housewife. Credit: Bravo (Seriously, am I the only person who didnt ever learn to ski?) which is never a good sign. Wait a minute, thats a terrible idea. Alas, it is not eggs a la Francaise, and therefore it is not good enough for Luann....

Lets take it from the top. Its not just the otherHousewiveswho catch spurts of sass from Ramona on the regular. Meanwhile, Dorinda and Bethenny are doing their regular charity rounds and they chat about Dorindas relationship status. Credit: Bravo Now that her daughter Hannahs moving out, Dorinda says shes relishing the idea of living alone. Ive either been married or a single mom or remarried. I definitely want to spend a little time being on my own....

It’s got to be the pine cones Does the Berkshires have different air? Or do the trees emit some sort of pheromone or something? Because middle-aged ladies go NUTS up there. Credit: Bravo Or Dorinda has some kinda cray gas leak. Those are my two theories. So we pick up right from last week with Ramona doing her repetitive, Are you kidding me? routine after Bethenny tells her shes not a good friend....

Meet the new Housewife Tinsley Mortimer and watch Ramona mispronounce more words! Is there a more socialite-y name than Tinsley Mortimer? The only wan to make it better would be to add a van der in between the two names. Credit: Bravo Tinsely VAN DER Mortimer. She should experiment with that. So this was our big introduction to the newest Housewife and Sonjas new houseguest. We also learned that Sonja has been dying her eyebrows, a new development....

The ladies get even more drunk and then proceed to cry for 90 percent of the episode. Well, the tequila has not worn off…thankfully. When we rejoin the gals ofRHONY, theyre still nearing blackout in Mexico after basically binge-drinking tequila. Credit: Bravo Sonja is berating Ramona on why she wont admit shes unhappy. But also Sonja is just feeling really frisky. She talks about Ramonas behind and says she wants to butt f her....

Is this a real estate show now? Also, someone goes to Hoboken! Guys, I dont know if you were aware, but the Real Housewives have nice apartments. Credit: Bravo That was the basic takeaway from tonights episode of(Maybe) Million Dollar Listing. Cant someone host a damn bra party or something and cause a fight? Or an impromptu trip to the Berkshires? Anything other than just hearing them talk about rent....

The gals return to the Berkshires to make cookies and destroy Luann’s happiness. Were still not-so-subtly planting the seeds for the Bethenny/Frederick spin-off. TheMillion Dollar Listingrealtor comes over to inspect Bs apartment. Credit: Bravo He thinks theres too much clutter while Bethenny makes innumerable references to hookers. She really loves a whorehouse joke. Like, do we really have to keep talking about how many millions Bethenny is netting? I get that this is a show about rich ladies, but this feels a little much....

Dorinda goes off on Sonja, and Carole is really bad at naming her pets. FINALLY SOME ACTION!!!! Its taken a while for this season to have some juicy moments but praise be for Dorinda Medley. Credit: Bravo The woman who loves a belligerent bra party really took the drama to the next level on tonightsRHONY. Everyone chit-chats and hits the buffet. Ramona claims to have cooked all the food herself, but Dorinda calls BS....