Thawne’s alternate reality turns the Legends into losers Well, that wasnt a happy episode, was it. (A man who runs hotels and has a wife Thawne calls Mel? Who else could it be?) Credit: Dean Buscher/The CW In fact, the Legends are the only heroes left, and trouble is they dont know it. (Ouch.Sorry, Miss Smoak.) Still, at least one former Legend is enjoying things sort of. Rory insists that theyre not watchdogs, but just as the conversation gets heated, a man races inside....

The Legends make like the Council of Elrond and enlist the help of J.R.R. Tolkien in World War I It began with the forging of the Spear of Destiny. This Spear was bound the strength and the will to govern reality. Credit: Cate Cameron/The CW One Spear to rule them all. Alright, you get the point. TheLegendsfound a young, pre-Lord of the RingsJ.R.R. Their headquarters, it turns out, are located at the Vanishing Point, outside of time....

The Legends dive into Rip’s mind to save Tomorrow. Though the blame is very much on the Legends for leaving a formerTime Masterby his captive lonesome. I mean,really? Credit: Dean Buscher/The CW Luckily, Mick is able to stop him with a single punch much like most things in his life. But that still leaves the matter of the ship, which Rip set to self-destruct. the Waverider returns to the Cretaceous period and manages to take out several trees in the process....

(Micks intro voiceover can only do so much.) Lets start with the return of Captain Hunter. This isnt rocket science, Rip! Credit: Dean Buscher/The CW Surprise, Ray whimpers. Henry keeps Rip in an interrogation room while the rest of the Legends catch up. Henry has hidden his fragment inside the flag Neil Armstrong planted on the moon. But a trip to the moon wont be that easy for our time-travelers....

The Legends go to Hollywood to take on the Legion of Doom and rescue Rip. If only Rip would remember! After all,Legendshas shown plenty of levels of crazy across its two seasons; could itreallytop itself? Credit: Bettina Strauss/The CW Well, it does. It all began with Rips Hail Mary in New York at the time of the explosion. and then electrocutes himself after powering Gideon down. In fact, its a medallion that can point the user to the Spear of Destiny....

That last ones just for alliteration. So yes, we finally get an episode from the Legions Team-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named-Because-Sara-Hates-Its point of view! Its just even better when the actors are clearly having too much fun and let you in on it. Credit: Dean Buscher /The CW Merlyn signs on to join the, uhh, Danger Rangers (better, Sara? Like,literallyimpossible, becausethisRip doesnt have any of Rips memories and thinks hes Phil (of the Past!...

And we havent even gotten to the whole Vixen-sleeps-with-Nate-and-ignores-the-mission-for-an-hour part yet! But okay, well start with where the last hour left off. Its Christmas Day in New Jersey (my home state!! Credit: Cate Cameron/The CW Hes heartless now, and hes ready to and I apologize for this in advance let itrip. What are you, Gideon? Sparks fly when Nate gets powder on his face and Amaya wipes his nose look away, Rex!...

I know, I know, Im the worst. But is there a point to her being around? Did weneedaScott Pilgrimreject, with all her manic pixie, adorkable energy, to flit around the Time Bureau? Credit: Jack Rowand/The CW Compare her entrance to Noras not Nora Darhk, but Nora West-Allen onThe Flash. Here, with Mona, I feel like Im being hit withwaytoo much for what amounts to very little. Oh, so shes avoiding law school and wants to serve as the Bureaus very own Hagrid?...

Oh, how I wish I could give this episode a straight A. What more could you want?Fourbreasts?! (EvenTotal Recallcant manage that! Credit: Dean Buscher/The CW Also I hopeGuillermo del Torowatches this show because this hour was practically made for him!) Okay, okay, Ill cool it with the exclamation points. As much as Tagumo Attacks!!! MaybeLegendsis stretching itself a little thin. That said, Im critical because I care. Of course, they cant hunt a monster if they dont know what theyre up against....

Read at your own risk! As the sister of future Vixen Mari McCabe (Megalyn E.K. ), Kuasa saw the Anasi totem as her birthright. Credit: The CW; Inset: Katie Yu/The CW Eshu ended up killing Kuasa with the fire totem before being taken out by Vixen. Also, EP Marc Guggenheimpreviously told EWthat the events ofVixenwould factor intoLegendsthis season. If Mallus can bring anyone back to life,who else could be next?...

I think hed be disappointed, Miller says. Im looking forward to their interaction for sure. But Snart didnt just leave Heat Wave behind when he died. Credit: Diyah Pera/The CW In the moments before his sacrifice, Cold and Sara (Caity Lotz) shared a smooch. There was a kiss, remembered by White Canary, but not Snart. What I can tell you is that Snart is not used to taking orders, Miller says....

If you tap on links we provide, we may receive compensation. ‘Legion’ debuts Wednesday at 10 p.m. ET on FX “Is this the real life? Chris Large/FX Is this just fantasy?” That’s not just a Queen lyric anymore. While these concerns about how we know what we know roil us, they have made for fantastic television.Mr. Sooner or later,Legionmay get around to behaving like a superhero show. A jaundiced, corpulent monster lurks in the corner of his mind’s eye....

What was always interesting about that X-Men world is that they were the kids who didnt fit in. They were the outsiders. And theres something interesting. Credit: Chris Large Im excited for that. So Im just starting to think about it. The conversation later shifted to how Hawley manages to juggle multiple demanding projects that resonate with audiences. ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images But I find that exciting. You know, theres definitely days its overwhelming, but I like to jump around....