For Donald Trump, this isnt about the Graham-Cassidy bill, Kimmel said. Its about Obamacare, which he hates, because Obamas name is on it. He likes to have his name on things: buildings, vodka, you name it. At this point he would sign anything if it meant getting rid of Obamacare. Kimmel added, I guarantee [Trump] doesnt know anything about this Graham-Cassidy bill. He doesnt know the difference between Medicare and Medicaid; he barely knows the difference between Melania and Ivanka....

The late-night host’s solution? Strip him of power and make him ‘King of America.’ Jimmy Kimmel used his monologue on the Tuesday night edition of ABCsJimmy Kimmel Liveto address Trumps outrageous press conference. I think I can say this with reasonable certainty, the president is completely unhinged. The wheels are off the wagon and hurtling through space. Kimmel reached across the aisle with both hands as he addressed Trump voters....

“I’ll tell you right up front that I’m going to cry, probably a lot.” “It was so exciting,” he said. “I felt like I was in some kind of talk show host fantasy camp. Sitting behind a desk while Don Rickles made fun of me. It was like being a real talk show host for a minute. For twenty minutes, it was like being Johnny Carson.” He was probably the greatest talk-show guest of all time....

Like Fifty Shades of Orange or something, theJimmy Kimmel Livehost said after reading an excerpt for his audience. The late-night personality was referring to a section that claims Trump tried to seduce his friends wives. Do you still like having sex with your wife? You must have had a better fuck than your wife? Tell me about it. I have girls coming in from Los Angeles at three oclock. We can go upstairs and have a great time....

Its as simple as that. What ensued was Kimmels epic rebuttal. Oh, I get it. I dont understand because Im a talk-show host, right? Well then, help me out. Which part dont I understand? Is it the part where you cut $243 billion from federal health-care assistance? Which part of that am I not understanding? Because it feels like it is. Oh, hes such a fan. Hes dying to be a member of the Hollywood elite....

Do more people want to be with Scott Eastwood or Jimmy Kimmel? for Thursdays episode of her talk show. The game kicks off with an entire tour group passing up Kimmel, voting unanimously for Eastwood. Credit: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros. I have my own car, OK? How do you feel? I feel great, Kimmel replied. Its a real picker-upper. Youd like to spoon with Scott, that means, explained DeGeneres. Lets spoon right now....

President Trump last month proposed a$6 billion cutin funding to the National Institute of Health. Thank God our congressmen made a deal last night to not go along with that, Kimmel said. They actually increased funding by $2 billion and I applaud them for doing that. Which is so unbelievably sad to me, Kimmel said. We were brought up to believe that we live in the greatest country in the world....

Jimmy Kimmel is pointing fingers after Sundays Oscar snafu (and its not looking good for Faye Dunaway). After a flurry of onstage confusion,Moonlightwas announced as the winner instead. See what Warren did there? said Kimmel of the moment when Beatty hesitated before handing the envelope to Dunaway. EW was given an advance copy of his monologue, taped earlier Monday. He was confused, so he let her read the winner. In other words, Clyde threw Bonnie under the bus....

If you press links we provide, we may receive compensation. (Thatd beCaptain America: The Winter Solider, by the way.) Its a documentary now, Kimmel joked. That Captain America himself, Chris Evans, has said hefeels rage over Trumps presidencyonly heightens the comparison. He wouldnt know what to do, words wouldnt even come out of his Twitter. Hed be so excited hed probably have to start using emojis. The late-night host added: Even if you love Donald Trump, you know thats true....

Even thoughThe Bacheloretteonly just returnedMonday night, Jimmy Kimmel thinks he knows the contestant who won Rachel Lindsays heart. The attorney and star of season 13confirmedto reporters Thursday that she is indeed engaged. Hes a business owner, which concerns me. You both have gaps in the front of your teeth, which will make for adorable babies. I believe that you are currently engaged to Peter! Of course, Lindsay stayed hush-hush as to maintain the season-long mystery, but Kimmel had other predictions....

Jimmy KimmelsI Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween CandyYouTube challenge is the gift that keeps on giving. Six years into starting the annual tradition, Kimmel still gets a bevy of hilarious, heart-warming videos. One girl repeatedly asked her mother while cradling an empty Trick-or-Treat bucket. Credit: ABC Every time her mother confirmed the lie, the girls face scrunched up in disgust. One boy got so upset, he literally ran out of the house....

Our orange juice came frozen out of a can; it would squeeze out. So after that, my dream was to become an out-of-touch Hollywood elitist. And I guess it came true. Anyway, Id like to apologize for saying that children in America should have health care. He also accused liberals of perpetuating the notion that doctors will not treat uninsured or under-insured people. Doctors do everything [they] can to save the baby, Gingrich said....

Its the kind of thing that makes you want to throw up or give up. He continued, Why is that allowed? I dont know why our so-called leaders continue to allow this to happen. Or maybe better question: why do we continue to allow them to let it happen? Kimmel rejected the thoughts and prayers of such lawmakers, saying, They should be praying. They should be praying for God to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country....