Um, tell us something we dont know, Marcia Brady. There are tiny bikes being ridden by rain boots, acrobats hanging from the ceiling, and fire. Could that was almost death be the new tagline forDWTS? Credit: Eric McCandless/ABC Its intense, people. The dance is fast, fun, and full of seamless lifts. And good news: Since its Cirque night, Carrie Ann is throwing her lift deductions out the window. She even applauds Calvin for his ability to keep fluid movement in and out of those big lifts....

Who cares which couples got eliminated? People are getting engaged! Is your heart pounding yet? Credit: ABC/Eric McCandless Have some sweat on your brow? These crazy kids have always been the cutest couple in theDWTSfamily, so of course everyone is immediately bawling. She says yes and more crying ensues. Love is alive and it lives on the dance floor. Well, except for when you get axed from the show. Then love is dead and nothing in the world makes sense....

What does this have to do with Most Memorable Year? I dont know, and I dont care because Ill never let go, Jack. (But seriously, the below deck Irish dance party is begging to be brought to the ballroom.) Credit: Eric McCandless/ABC As she and Artem rehearse her homage to Maureen and Michaels love story, Michael lovingly watches. Then during the live performance, Michael shows up IN A TUX. If paying tribute means donning a glitter blazer and doing a jaunty Motown-esque jazz routine, then mission accomplished....

A steamy ‘Latin Night’ comes with its own built-in shower! If your tears still havent dried up from Most Memorable Year, youre in luck: Its Latin Night! Its, of course, also full of temperature-themed wordplay. Credit: Eric McCandless /ABC Thats howDWTSrolls, you guys. So maybe therewillbe tears during Latin Night! Its an adventure every season. To add a little extra spice to the night, Pitbull is on hand to guest judge....

And though no one mentioned where the song came from perish the thought! the number went over big with the judges. No one stood out because it was a proper team dance, said judge Len Goodman. My favorite dance of the night! added judge Carrie Ann Inaba. The quartet and their pro partners earned a 38 out of a possible 40. They surpassed Team Future, which only earned a 35....

Im still trying to process everything that happened last night, Burkewrote on her Facebook pageTuesday. My heart is aching for Ryan and his family. No one deserves that sort of behavior directed at them. Credit: ABC We all need to love each other and not be bullies or cowards. She went on to thank theDWTSsecurity team, which sprang into action during the ordeal. Lochte admitted to embellishing his account of being robbed at gunpoint in Rio de Janeiro this summer....

Several other men and women who wore the same shirts remained in the audience while shouting liar to Lochte. Pro Derek Hough was the first cast member to confront the group and order them to leave. He wassuspendedby the International Olympic Committee for 10 months and forced to give up $100,000 in bonuses. Credit: ABC He will miss the 2017 world swimming championships. Its unclear for now whether additional security measures will be instituted after Mondays attack....

Its so funny because I was expecting the worst of course. But Ryan is so delightful. I have always said I love working with athletes. Credit: Raymond Hall/GC Images Hes always on time if not 30 minutes early warming up. He wants to be able to really go far in this competition. I really hope America can give Ryan a second chance because I do think he truly does deserve it....

Welcome toDancing With the Stars: Juniors, which is happening whether you want it to or not! The formula mostly works! Are there awkward moments? Credit: Eric McCandless/ABC Did I ever think Id see Malcolm in the Middle interviewingHoney Boo Boo? Not in one thousand years. But did I still cha cha away smiling? ABC/Eric McCandless And that last thing is all that matters. Enough with the chit-chat, lets watch some adorable tiny humans dance their hearts out....

She was near where Tom Bergeron was standing with the contestants after the performance. We celebrate everythingbutjudgment and differences of opinion. I have a lot of beliefs, and Im very strong in my opinions. Credit: ABC/Eric McCandless I mean we get it; s went down, but we need to move on with life. This is a good platform for that. I said the same thing about my partner Amber Rose....

I feel like a failure, McCormick is filmed saying. Youre mad at me. It wasnt the first time that McCormick has cried on camera. Im emotional about everything. I feel a lot, and I love it, McCormick admitted to EW after Mondays show. To come into this competition and feel like I was the worst dancer in the world. I had this other head above me when I danced with friends....

The men wore t-shirts that featured the Olympians name crossed out. Thats when the ballroom erupted. I wanted to protect my home. Credit: ABC The men were then handcuffed and taken into custody by the Los Angeles Police Department. Their names were not released. After the encounter, witnesses says Lochte appeared stunned while Burkes eyes filled with tears. Im hurt for Ryan. Hes an amazing guy. For theDWTSpremiere,Lochte and Burke performed to the song Call Me Irresponsibleand earned 24 out of 40 points....

If I could just address kids watching, Bergeron looked to the camera. If youre going to school and you see somebody whos different, dont be an ass. The host was rewarded with thunderous applause in the ballroom. Craig Sjodin/ABC I was bullied in high school, she recalled. I would go through hallways and kids pointed at me. I was the new kid in the wheelchair. I would listen to this song and it motivated me....