Let me assure you, I feel stupid even typing the words dojo-vs.-dojo rivalry. And thus, we haveCobra Kaias metaphor for our divided nation: no mercy vs. non-violence. Us and them vs. all for one. Credit: Guy D’Alema/SONY Who will win the hearts and minds of the Valleys youth and by extension, our nations future? Dont worry, nothing aboutCobra Kaiis as overwrought as my previous paragraph. Each episode is a tight 30 minutes of fun, unapologetically deploying 80s tropes training montages!...

So, maybe notsoaverage. the guitar hanging in De La Cruzs tomb. Justguesshow happy theyll be when they find out how he got there. Credit: Pixar Still, dont callCocoPixars first musical. Which, it turned out, ended up being a real precursor to this movie. But it happened, and we regret it, and were so sorry for it. Pixar And I know for all of us, it affected us really deeply. We all feel the gravity....

The only thing Im doubting is whether youre still going to be president by Friday, declared Colbert. Because what the hell are you talking about? Its just like D-Day. Remember, D-Day: two sides, Allies and the Nazis. There was a lot of violence on both sides. Do they have any semblance of guilt? What about the fact that they came charging with clubs in their hands, swinging clubs? Do they have any problem?...

Obviously, this is a comedy show but its one that talks about what happens every day. And today the national conversation is about the shooting in Las Vegas. Now, terrible things happen in the world. Sometimes, like today, we feel like theyve risen to a new level. But we cannot accept that as a new normal. The answer cant be nothing. Last week, Representative Steve Scalise returned to the floor and was greeted with a bipartisan heros welcome....

AsStephen Colbertlearned this week, apparently youcanmess up humanitarian outreach. On Thursday, the host ofThe Late Showturned the political spotlight onFirst Lady Melania Trump. This is what first ladies often do, Colbert said. Andrew Harnik/AP/REX/Shutterstock You go to a troubled area, they see the children, they show that we care. You cant mess that up. I spoke too soon. printed on the back. We checked it so many times because we thought this has to be fake, Colbert remarked....

In hisLate Showmonologue, Colbert initially struck a conciliatory tone. “Bill and I did not see eye to eye on … anything,” he said. I’m not going to sit here and publicly gloat." Credit: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Colbert agreed, to a point: “By ratings standards, he is. By moral standards, he was a self-righteous landfill of angry garbage.” Reprising hisColbert Reportpersona (an unabashed O’Reilly fan), he scolded the nation, “Shame on you....

Stephen Colbert fans expected the Emmy host to come out swinging against his favorite target. It took a few minutes, but eventually, President Donald Trump was all that Colbert could talk about. Hello sir, thank you for joining us. Looking forward to the tweets. He later added, The biggest TV star of the last year is Donald Trump. And, you know, Alec Baldwin. You guys are neck and neck, and Alec, you are up against a lot of neck....

laughed Colbert, as he blew kisses to the camera and the audience chanted his name. You see a no-talent guy like Colbert,he said. Theres nothing funny about what he says. Credit: CBS; Inset: Alexander ShcherbakTASS via Getty Images And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him. The guy was dying. But his show was dying....

Stephen Colbert laid into President Donald Trump during the CBS upfront presentation to advertisers on Wednesday. Its an honor to be on stage every night talking about that days Trump scandal, he continued. Unfortunately, the hour I spend on stage means Im often missing the breaking news of tomorrows Trump scandal. Credit: Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS Colbert then mocked Spicer for last weeks report that he spoke to press among bushes outside the White House....

Great comedic minds think alike especially when it comes to mocking President Trumps sensitivity to criticism. The top story, as reported by Jill Newslady, was that President Donald Trump is very smart. The things he did today were good, and everyone loves him. Credit: CBS Fellow anchor Jim Anchorton added, The president did many strong things today. Currently, everyone on Twitter is praising him. Also, reports indicate his father loved and respected him....

All three late-night hosts used their platforms to discuss the historic Congressional event on the Thursday night broadcasts. During his opening monologue, Colbert played footage of Comeys remarks and responded with punchlines. Apparently, Comey didnt exactly get the most-honest vibe off Trump when they first met. Credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images He added, I was honestly concerned he might lie about the nature of our meeting. Even Jimmy Fallon got in on the fun....

Coldplay is finally playing India. The English rockers will play the first-ever Global Citizen Festival in Mumbai, the foundation announced Friday. The Global Citizen Festival has held New York City Concerts since 2012. Credit: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images The term coincides with Global Citizens target goal of ending poverty by 2030. But the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. More information about the festival will come Monday whenGlobalCitizen....

To celebrate the anniversary of this LP, EW ranks all 11 tracks on Coldplays classic. Daylight I am nothing in the dark, sings Martin on Daylight. Clearly, he needed a brightness adjustment after the somberness of the previous track, Warning Sign. Credit: Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images; Capitol Records Theres an earnest sweetness here that harks back to Sparks on Coldplays debutParachutes. Clocks A Rush of Blood to the Headwould still have been pretty special without its biggest hit....